1) The Rigged Deck. You don’t need to deal but make sure you in the right place for the rigged deck. Its simple if you dealt to first then put an Ace on top then some duff cards below for the other players to receive then another Ace etc. This can only be done once at the start of play and you’re screwed if they want a shuffle.

2) Aces up the Sleeve. Before you stack a duff deck pull out a few useful cards and slip them onto you lap for the later game.

3) Mirror On The Wall. Put the players behind a mirror, odds on they won’t notice. Or look into pupils like the movies.

4) Conspiracy. Get a neutral dealer and say you’ll split half of the winnings at the end. Even if you don’t it may help a bit.

5) Palming cards. A card will fit snugly into your palm making it invisible to others, may help be creative.

6) Distractive trick. Accuse some one of cheating as they inquire about his cards slip a few more from the pile but don’t put down 7 cards at the end of the hand.

7) False call. Never worked for me but try a false call, try 2 kings as 3 or something maybe.

8) The secret deck. Keep another deck full of decent cards in you pocket, or if you need more money go to you ‘wallet’.

Note: Playing With Dumbasses is money in the pocket. Cheat well or not at all and finally any winnings that you receive as a result of this would be appreciated.